Trip Snyder seems to bee quite the Publicist, doesn't he?
06/05/15 10:53
Geeeeeze. I think I've just about heard everything now. Do you know what Bert told me after he and his Publicist, Trip, came back from their meeting with my Editor yesterday? No? Well let me tell you:
First, the Bee Times Gazette Journal Record (and Online News) is gonna dedicate at least one, entire issue to Bert. Excuse me...Canfield. Every page in the paper will bee about Canfield. Canfield's childhood (which he never had, by the way), Canfield's favourite foods (and he also doesn't eat), Canfield's professional accomplishments (we already know about that) and a special, pull-out section about Canfield's World View, where he's supposedly gonna offer the logical solutions to each and every problem beeing faced in the world today.
Honestly now. This is ridiculous. I had simply asked Bert, er...Canfield, if he might help me that day to sort through all the cards and letters beeing sent in to bee answered in my "Dear Georgie" column. It was just a clerical job, that's all, but now, after seeing his name mentioned in my Advice Column last week, this robot thinks he's All That.
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but I'll betcha that this kind of stuff never happens in the Human world, does it? You know: a shrewd Publicist decides to take somebody who has done NOTHING at all and turns them into a celebrity. Right? I didn't think so.
Also, I couldn't help but notice that, when Bert and Trip Snyder, his Publicist, got back from their meeting yesterday, they were both carrying really large stacks of paper.
"What's all that?" I asked them.
"This," Trip said, "Is our List of Demands, which our Editor - nice fellow, by the way - was more than happy to meet."
"List of Demands?" I asked.
"That's right," Trip said in a kinda annoying tone of voice.
"What's included on that list?" I asked.
"For now, that's highly confidential," Trip said, "but don't worry. You'll find out soon enough."
Oh geeeeeze.
In the meantime, I've been asked to leave the boot box today and "find something useful to do", so that Bert... er, Canfield and Trip can have the whole place to themselves for the Extensive Photo Shoot they've got scheduled with Flash, our Hive Photographer.
"And please take Kevin and Gee Gee with you," I was told.
So I'm gonna do that.
Well, I hope everybody has a tremendously superior day!
I'll see ya' later!
First, the Bee Times Gazette Journal Record (and Online News) is gonna dedicate at least one, entire issue to Bert. Excuse me...Canfield. Every page in the paper will bee about Canfield. Canfield's childhood (which he never had, by the way), Canfield's favourite foods (and he also doesn't eat), Canfield's professional accomplishments (we already know about that) and a special, pull-out section about Canfield's World View, where he's supposedly gonna offer the logical solutions to each and every problem beeing faced in the world today.
Honestly now. This is ridiculous. I had simply asked Bert, er...Canfield, if he might help me that day to sort through all the cards and letters beeing sent in to bee answered in my "Dear Georgie" column. It was just a clerical job, that's all, but now, after seeing his name mentioned in my Advice Column last week, this robot thinks he's All That.
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but I'll betcha that this kind of stuff never happens in the Human world, does it? You know: a shrewd Publicist decides to take somebody who has done NOTHING at all and turns them into a celebrity. Right? I didn't think so.
Also, I couldn't help but notice that, when Bert and Trip Snyder, his Publicist, got back from their meeting yesterday, they were both carrying really large stacks of paper.
"What's all that?" I asked them.
"This," Trip said, "Is our List of Demands, which our Editor - nice fellow, by the way - was more than happy to meet."
"List of Demands?" I asked.
"That's right," Trip said in a kinda annoying tone of voice.
"What's included on that list?" I asked.
"For now, that's highly confidential," Trip said, "but don't worry. You'll find out soon enough."
Oh geeeeeze.
In the meantime, I've been asked to leave the boot box today and "find something useful to do", so that Bert... er, Canfield and Trip can have the whole place to themselves for the Extensive Photo Shoot they've got scheduled with Flash, our Hive Photographer.
"And please take Kevin and Gee Gee with you," I was told.
So I'm gonna do that.
Well, I hope everybody has a tremendously superior day!
I'll see ya' later!