Georgie stumbles upon more information about thoe Paper Spoons Kevin will bee sellinig door-to-door...
So, I was looking for a hole punch for my 32-ring binder yesterday (I have some filing to do), and accidentally ran across some of Kevin’s Sales Training Papers lying around underneath some other papers that were locked in his desk drawer. The one I’m sharing with everybody talks about some of the Product Warnings for these Paper Spoon things . . .
I almost couldn’t beelieve what I was reading. I mean, SIDE EFFECTS? BIOHAZARD WARNINGS?? Whoever heard of spoons that that you can’t use around food, or that could make all your fuzz fall out or your wings fall off? Geeeeeze.
I hope they aren’t charging too much for these things, since Kevin will probably insist I support his efforts and buy a bunch of them (which, of course, I will, beecause Kevin is the best Illegitimate Nephew in the world, and I love him).
Anyway, Kevin has promised that he won’t keep his Sample Case inside the boot box, so that’s a relief, mostly.
As I understand it, he’s gonna start going door-to-door and start selling these Paper Spoons sometime next week, “If I survive the training program,” he said.
I think I’m gonna just stick with my bendy straws if I ever decide to have a bowl of soup.
Anyway. It’s cold and snowy out today, so I’m gonna stay inside and watch my stories. I heard that my favourite movie, “Beeing There” is on in awhile.
So I’m gonna go watch that.
I hope everybody has a stupefyingly tantalising day!
I’ll see ya’ later!