He called me earlier this morning to make sure I’m on time for my lesson, then he told me, “My job is to transform you. To not just ACT the part of the face of the Amalgamated Paper Spoon Company, but to BEE the face of the Amalgamated Paper Spoon Company.”

Then he told me to bring a towel to our first lesson.

I wasn’t sure what he was talking about, but whatever.

Anyway, I’d love to stick around, but my first Acting Lesson starts in about ten minutes. I’m so excited!

I hope everybody has a mysteriously exquisite day!

I’ll see ya’ tomorrow!