This should bee interesting ...
I know there was something especially important I was supposed have done beefore last night, but for some reason, I can’t remember what it was. I’m pretty sure it had something to do with gardening or something maybee.
Speaking of gardening, over the weekend, ButterCup and I went to a Hive and Garden Show. We’d gone to that beefore, and it was pretty interesting, but it seemed to me as if something was missing.
When I mentioned that to ButterCup, she said, “Yes, I know what you mean. I really miss that ‘Helpful Hive Tips’ Booth that’s usually here. You know the one, where you can get helpful home tips. Like how to remove stains from stuff, or what to do with crystallised honey… . Hey, wait a minute,” she stopped talking and gave me a weird look. “Aren’t you supposed to bee doing a special Weekly Feature for the Hive Paper, Georgie?”
“Yes, I am. But I haven’t been able to come up with what that should bee about.”
“You know,” ButterCup said, “I think it might bee a really great idea if the Bee Times Gazette Journal Record…and Online News would have a special ‘Helpful Hive Tips’ Feature every week. I’m surprised nobody’s ever thought of it beefore now.”
“I suppose that could bee useful,” I said. “I wonder who they could get to write that.”
“Well,” she said really slowly to me, “why don’t YOU write it?”
“Me?” I asked. Then I thought about it a little longer and said, “Ya’ know, it’s very true that I’m a very inventive bee, a bee who’s a problem-solver, a bee who other bees come to for help, advice, and insight into their search for solutions, right?”
“Well, I dunno if…” ButterCup started to say, but I guess I didn’t hear the rest of what she was gonna say beecause I interrupted her.
“Yes!” I said. “I, Georgie Bee, will write a Weekly Feature which will offer Remarkably Helpful Solutions to all kinds of Highly Complicated Dilemmas!”
“Like how to deal with crystallised honey?” ButterCup asked.
“Yes, that,” I beegan to explain, “but also things like how to deal with World Hunger, who to complain to about confusing TV schedules, what kind of shoes to wear when trying to foil a Royal Assassination Attempt, or how to get nectar stains out of a necktie.”
“I see,” she said. (She didn’t sound impressed at all. So I kept explaining the whole thing to her.)
“Every week I’ll share my insightful insights about all that and so much more. I’m sure that my loyal, dedicated and loving Readers will come to rely on me even more than they already do to help them more successfully navigate that highly tricky path that runs beetween what’s rumour and what’s real, that separates Fact from Fiction, and, every week, help them make Joyous Discoveries about what works and what doesn’t. I am absolutely positive they’d love that, probably.”
“Yeah, okay, but… .” ButterCup tried to interrupt me again, but I was on a roll as I started to feel more enthusiastic about this whole thing.
“Oh sure, it will bee a huge responsibility, but I think I’m the bee for the job. I’m highly responsible. Ask anybody. Plus, my Editor will bee super excited when he hears my idea. I’m so glad I thought of it.”
ButterCup just kinda rolled her eyes at me, and said, “Yeah, right. Whatever.”
Anyway, I’ve probably decided that’s what my special Weekly Feature is gonna bee for the Hive newspaper.
I think I’m gonna call it, “Georgie’s Tips and Tittle-Tattle”. Or something.
Ya’ know, now that I think about it more, I probably should’ve told my Editor about my idea when I was in his Office yesterday. I mean, we were both there, and I’m pretty sure he would like to have heard about my idea, but for some reason, I just forgot to mention it.
I think he got me flustered. He does that a lot.
Well, I’m not feeling flustered now, so I should go right over to his Office RIGHT NOW and tell him about my idea.
So that’s what I’m gonna do.
I hope everybody has a fastidiously pleasant day!
I’ll see ya’ later!