Georgie's already starting to figure out what to do with all that honey he just won...
26/05/15 10:05
Good morning, everybody!
Well, I just got back from the Post Office and I'm highly pleased to report that my Official Winner Authorisation I.D. Card has arrived! I'm hugely excited and am looking forward to next Monday, when I can finally beegin to collect my winnings.
So all day yesterday and part of last night, I worked on a list of things I wanna do with my Lifetime's Supply of Honey that I won. Here's what I've decided:
1) I'm gonna pay off ALL those generous contributions and donations to every Worthy Cause that Bert promised I would give honey to. I think that's the least I can do on that one. I know they need the honey, especially that bunch that's trying to protect us bees, so I'm gonna do that.
B) I'll bee paying a visit to the Hive Lawyer, S.O.Bee, to see if he can help me put together a Trust Fund for my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, my girlfriend, ButterCup, and Great Grandma Gee Gee so they never have to worry about honey again. (I don't think anybody should hafta worry about having enough honey, do you?)
and
III) I'm gonna ask S.O.Bee to write up a new contract beetween Trip Snyder (my new Mandatory Publicist) which will offer him the generous sum of 50 pounds of honey each month for as long as he lives, with the condition that he may NEVER mention my name, my work or anything about me in public, EVER. As long as he, Trip, my Publicist, just keeps quiet about me, he'll keep getting the monthly payments. I think it's a deal we can all bee happy with, don't you?
I'm sure I'll come up with more ways to wisely use all that honey I won, but for now, and beecause it's actually nice outside for a change (at least for now), I'm gonna forget all this buzziness stuff and go enjoy some invigorating Recreational Screen Bouncing! I just need to find my Bouncing Togs.
So I'm gonna go do that.
I hope everybody has a magically superior day! I'll see ya' later!
Well, I just got back from the Post Office and I'm highly pleased to report that my Official Winner Authorisation I.D. Card has arrived! I'm hugely excited and am looking forward to next Monday, when I can finally beegin to collect my winnings.
So all day yesterday and part of last night, I worked on a list of things I wanna do with my Lifetime's Supply of Honey that I won. Here's what I've decided:
1) I'm gonna pay off ALL those generous contributions and donations to every Worthy Cause that Bert promised I would give honey to. I think that's the least I can do on that one. I know they need the honey, especially that bunch that's trying to protect us bees, so I'm gonna do that.
B) I'll bee paying a visit to the Hive Lawyer, S.O.Bee, to see if he can help me put together a Trust Fund for my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, my girlfriend, ButterCup, and Great Grandma Gee Gee so they never have to worry about honey again. (I don't think anybody should hafta worry about having enough honey, do you?)
and
III) I'm gonna ask S.O.Bee to write up a new contract beetween Trip Snyder (my new Mandatory Publicist) which will offer him the generous sum of 50 pounds of honey each month for as long as he lives, with the condition that he may NEVER mention my name, my work or anything about me in public, EVER. As long as he, Trip, my Publicist, just keeps quiet about me, he'll keep getting the monthly payments. I think it's a deal we can all bee happy with, don't you?
I'm sure I'll come up with more ways to wisely use all that honey I won, but for now, and beecause it's actually nice outside for a change (at least for now), I'm gonna forget all this buzziness stuff and go enjoy some invigorating Recreational Screen Bouncing! I just need to find my Bouncing Togs.
So I'm gonna go do that.
I hope everybody has a magically superior day! I'll see ya' later!