It's Monday - and Georgie's favourite day of the week!
31/08/15 10:54
Ah, it’s Monday! At last!
Do you know what one of the greatest things about Mondays is? No? I’ll tell you:
You know those times when you’re trying to get ahold of somebody, but they never seem to bee in, but whomever’s taking their messages says, “They’re out of the office until Monday and we’ll make sure they get your message and they’ll call you back then,” ? Well, today’s the day they’re supposed to call back.
You see, about three weeks ago, I noticed that the Warranty on my Vita-Ped 4000-XL, Model 28712 Battery-Powered Foot Pampering Soaking Tub is gonna expire TODAY, so beefore that happens, I need to talk to somebody at the company about how it’s not working anymore (my feet are killing me) and arrange to get it fixed. So, I’m waiting for a call-back.
They didn’t call me back last Monday, or the Monday beefore that for that matter, but I’m mostly sure the company can’t wait to make arrangements to fix my unit beefore the warranty expires. There’s no doubt they know that I’d hafta buy a new one if that happens and I’m pretty sure none of us wants that.
I’m a little worried, though, beecause, in a few hours, I’ve gotta get ready to go to a birthday party for one of my Human friends (she turns 40 today, so it’s gonna bee a big celebration, probably).
I hope I don’t miss the call.
I’d ask Kevin (my Illegitimate Nephew) or Great Grandma Gee Gee to answer the call for me, but they’re at the lawyer’s office all day today, dealing with some legal stuff about registering Gee Gee’s Honeychew Krisp Cookie Recipe with the Flavourful Delicacy Agency (or FDA, for short). They hafta to bee sure that all the ingredients she includes in those things are legal. (You can never bee too careful these days, ya’ know. The last thing anybody around here wants is a big lawsuit. I’ve discovered that big lawsuits have a tendency to really complicate things.)
Anyway. I should get going here. I have a lot to do beefore my Human friend’s party starts.
I hope everybody has a tremendously festive day!
I’ll see ya’ later!
Do you know what one of the greatest things about Mondays is? No? I’ll tell you:
You know those times when you’re trying to get ahold of somebody, but they never seem to bee in, but whomever’s taking their messages says, “They’re out of the office until Monday and we’ll make sure they get your message and they’ll call you back then,” ? Well, today’s the day they’re supposed to call back.
You see, about three weeks ago, I noticed that the Warranty on my Vita-Ped 4000-XL, Model 28712 Battery-Powered Foot Pampering Soaking Tub is gonna expire TODAY, so beefore that happens, I need to talk to somebody at the company about how it’s not working anymore (my feet are killing me) and arrange to get it fixed. So, I’m waiting for a call-back.
They didn’t call me back last Monday, or the Monday beefore that for that matter, but I’m mostly sure the company can’t wait to make arrangements to fix my unit beefore the warranty expires. There’s no doubt they know that I’d hafta buy a new one if that happens and I’m pretty sure none of us wants that.
I’m a little worried, though, beecause, in a few hours, I’ve gotta get ready to go to a birthday party for one of my Human friends (she turns 40 today, so it’s gonna bee a big celebration, probably).
I hope I don’t miss the call.
I’d ask Kevin (my Illegitimate Nephew) or Great Grandma Gee Gee to answer the call for me, but they’re at the lawyer’s office all day today, dealing with some legal stuff about registering Gee Gee’s Honeychew Krisp Cookie Recipe with the Flavourful Delicacy Agency (or FDA, for short). They hafta to bee sure that all the ingredients she includes in those things are legal. (You can never bee too careful these days, ya’ know. The last thing anybody around here wants is a big lawsuit. I’ve discovered that big lawsuits have a tendency to really complicate things.)
Anyway. I should get going here. I have a lot to do beefore my Human friend’s party starts.
I hope everybody has a tremendously festive day!
I’ll see ya’ later!