It looks as if Georgie's week is starting off with a bit of controversy . . .
14/09/15 10:23
Goooooood MORNING, everybody!
Well, as pleased as I am that today is Monday - and that we all seemed to survive Animal Hostility Day yesterday, I'm even more excited about today. "Why is that?" you ask? I'll tell you: It's beecause today is the next-to-the-last-Monday beefore the Cool Season officially arrives.
For those of you who are Calendar Challenged, that means that, after today, there's only ONE more Monday in this Hot Season. Personally, I think this Hot Season has been so Hot that I'll bee glad to see the Cool Season finally arrive. Won't you?
By the way ... just a little housekeeping here: I dunno why, but it seems as if I've been getting a bunch of questionable Friend Requests all of a sudden. A whole bunch. I was just about to click "Accept" this morning, when my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, buzzed at me in an urgent tone.
"UNCLE GEORGIE! STOP!" he said. "DON'T ACCEPT THOSE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!"
"Why not?" I asked him. "I like having a lot of friends."
"Beecause," he said. "they're probably not real. They're probably Make-Beelieve Humans."
"Make-Beelieve Humans?" I asked. "I've never heard of such a thing." (Of course, then I thought about it and I hafta admit, I have run into a few whom I've had to question their Humanity, but I won't go into that right now.)
"Uncle Georgie, you're the best uncle in the world, and I love you, but you need to bee more careful about who you call 'friend' around here. By now, everybody knows that there are Make-Beelieve Humans on Facebook and, trust me, it's better if you don't accept their Friend Requests. I think you might bee sorry."
"Well, I certainly don't wanna bee sorry," I told him. "That would not bee a good thing."
"No," he told me, "it wouldn't."
Then he went off to sign up for this year's Cool Season Schmurltz League at the Hive Office of Seasonal Recreational Alternatives. (I'm thinking about joining that myself, but that's a young bee's game, so I dunno yet.)
Oh geeeeeeeze. I do love making new friends, so I'm very confused right now. What's a bee to do? So, beefore he left, I asked Kevin.
"So? What in the H-E-Double-Toothpicks am I supposed to do with this information?"
"Just bee more selective," he said. "choose your friends wisely - don't let them choose you."
He sounded very convincing about this whole thing. So I'm gonna do that from now on.
Okay then. The Humans Who Think They Can Predict the Future are trying to tell us that it' gonna bee another HOT day out there today, so right after I figure out what to do about this Friends Controversy, I'm gonna find someplace cool to relax. It wouldn't bee right to suddenly hafta deal with a case of Heat Stroke this close to the end of the Hot Season, now would it?
I hope everybody has a surprisingly satisfying day! I'll see ya' later!
Well, as pleased as I am that today is Monday - and that we all seemed to survive Animal Hostility Day yesterday, I'm even more excited about today. "Why is that?" you ask? I'll tell you: It's beecause today is the next-to-the-last-Monday beefore the Cool Season officially arrives.
For those of you who are Calendar Challenged, that means that, after today, there's only ONE more Monday in this Hot Season. Personally, I think this Hot Season has been so Hot that I'll bee glad to see the Cool Season finally arrive. Won't you?
By the way ... just a little housekeeping here: I dunno why, but it seems as if I've been getting a bunch of questionable Friend Requests all of a sudden. A whole bunch. I was just about to click "Accept" this morning, when my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, buzzed at me in an urgent tone.
"UNCLE GEORGIE! STOP!" he said. "DON'T ACCEPT THOSE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!"
"Why not?" I asked him. "I like having a lot of friends."
"Beecause," he said. "they're probably not real. They're probably Make-Beelieve Humans."
"Make-Beelieve Humans?" I asked. "I've never heard of such a thing." (Of course, then I thought about it and I hafta admit, I have run into a few whom I've had to question their Humanity, but I won't go into that right now.)
"Uncle Georgie, you're the best uncle in the world, and I love you, but you need to bee more careful about who you call 'friend' around here. By now, everybody knows that there are Make-Beelieve Humans on Facebook and, trust me, it's better if you don't accept their Friend Requests. I think you might bee sorry."
"Well, I certainly don't wanna bee sorry," I told him. "That would not bee a good thing."
"No," he told me, "it wouldn't."
Then he went off to sign up for this year's Cool Season Schmurltz League at the Hive Office of Seasonal Recreational Alternatives. (I'm thinking about joining that myself, but that's a young bee's game, so I dunno yet.)
Oh geeeeeeeze. I do love making new friends, so I'm very confused right now. What's a bee to do? So, beefore he left, I asked Kevin.
"So? What in the H-E-Double-Toothpicks am I supposed to do with this information?"
"Just bee more selective," he said. "choose your friends wisely - don't let them choose you."
He sounded very convincing about this whole thing. So I'm gonna do that from now on.
Okay then. The Humans Who Think They Can Predict the Future are trying to tell us that it' gonna bee another HOT day out there today, so right after I figure out what to do about this Friends Controversy, I'm gonna find someplace cool to relax. It wouldn't bee right to suddenly hafta deal with a case of Heat Stroke this close to the end of the Hot Season, now would it?
I hope everybody has a surprisingly satisfying day! I'll see ya' later!