So… you probably won’t beelieve this, but for some reason, that first Batch of Georgio’s Vintage Nectaral Fermentito™ seems to have undergone some sort of unfortunate Chemical Reaction beefore it was delivered to last Friday’s Bee Kazzzzoo Band & Orchestra Rehearsal. For some reason, it turned out to bee a lot stronger and much more influential than I expected.

Everything was going along fine at the Rehearsal on Friday, then it was time to take a break and enjoy the Refreshments I had provided this week which, of course, were Great Grandma Gee Gee’s Royal Honeychew Krisp Cookies and the latest batch of my Nectaral Fermentito™.

As we all gathered for Break Time, somebody (I think it was Lester Bee…we can’t bee since there was a whole bunch of confusion after the Can was opened… he’s still in the Intensive Care Wing of the Hive’s Infirmary, so he’s still unable to confirm that he was the one who opened the Can) said, “Let’s DO THIS THING!”, then he pried open the can of my August Vintage Georgio’s Vintage Nectaral Fermentito™.

For some weird reason, as soon as the lid came off, everybody started passing out. We think it was Lester who got the worst of it, beecause as soon as the lid was off, he grabbed his face, then he kinda disappeared in a huge puff of fog (or whatever that was). By the time we could see him again, he didn’t look like he did beefore. He looked incredibly blurry or something. (He was sent to the Hive Clinic where Nurse Beeatrice is still trying to go through the very lengthy and complicated Confirmation of Identity Process.)

If you ask me, everybody was just overwhelmed by the exotic aroma of a truly fine Fermented Nectar Product. I’ve always beelieved that it would take a truly Informed Palette to genuinely appreciate the sublime bouquet of Georgio’s Nectaral Fermentito™ - which, by the way, is why I still think I will win a prize with this stuff this Cool Season’s Fermented Nectar Festival, probably.

Evidently, Rudy was so impressed with my creation that, beefore he ran out of the room, he announced to everybody who was still conscious that the rest of the Bee Kazzzzoo Band & Orchestra Rehearsal was cancelled.

I hafta say that I was glad I got to get home early. (I don’t like long Rehearsals, do you?)

I guess that Rudy was so impressed after what I managed to come up with for Rehearsal Refreshments - and after he saw how everybody got so distracted by my Nectar Creation - he cancelled Rehearsals for the next week.

As he was trying crawl back to the Hive, I thought I heard him say, “Never again. Never, never, never again will I allow thith to happen. Forever and alwayth, thith night will bee known ath The Great Fermentito Inthident of Twenty Sixthteen.”

Is there any higher praise than that? I don’t think so. I feel incredibly humbled.

Anyway. Our next Rehearsal is set for two weeks from next Friday. Rudy mentioned something about needing to let the Rehearsal Space “air out”, and that it was gonna bee at least another week beefore Krunch McKowsky (he’s back on the job as Chief of Hive Security, ya’ know) could get around to removing all those “Do Not Enter” streamers he put up, so it’ll bee nice to have a week off, ya’ know?

In the meantime, sometime this week, I’m gonna sit down with Rudy Bee and Ultra Violet. We hafta put the finishing touches on the Final Bee Kazzzzoo Band & Orchestra Membership List. (Rudy said that beetween what he called “unreliable Katttthoo Band & Orchethtra partithicipathion,” at the Bee Games, and the fact that some of the Band members are still recuperating in the Hive Clinic, that we need to put together a more permanent, reliable list of Members. That will bee fun.

I think today, I’m gonna start my next batch of Georgio’s Nectaral Fermentito™, just as soon as I can find that guy in the furry tuxedo again and get more Raw Materials. I thought I smelled somewhere around the Boot Box last night sometime - either that, or something was burning. (For some reason, he’s only around at night, usually, so I hope he shows up again.) I simply can’t bee responsible for how the next batch will turn out if he doesn’t show up and throw another supply of Raw Materials at me like he did last time (that’s what gives Nectaral Fermentito™ its Special Appeal - but don’t tell anybody…it’s a Secret Recipe that I don’t want getting around all over the place).

By the way, I know exactly what I did wrong with this last batch, so I’m absolutely positive this next batch is gonna bee completely perfect in every way, probably.

So I’m gonna go do that.

I hope everybody has a spectacularly amusing day!

I’ll see ya’ later!