Sometimes it's just better not to say anything at all ...
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
So I went out to lunch with ButterCup yesterday. She made me go with her to the Salad Bar at that “Bee Fit” place she keeps telling me I should join, which I’m not gonna do.
Of course, the owner, Bendi Halloway-Over (from L.A.), insisted that we order the Organic Herbal Fohfoo Lacy Rose Hips Salad with Mustard Pollen Vinaigrette.
It was horrible.
I’m sure we’ve all had bad salads, but I can say with total certainty, probably, that is the worst salad ever in the History of Salads. It was like trying to eat chunks of a pickled sponge or something. On the Hive’s Department of Food Assessment’s WOW-EH-GAK Food Appeal Classification Scale - or the W.E.G. Scale, for short - it definitely got a GAK. I did not enjoy that at all.
“But it’s healthy,” ButterCup said when I mentioned how much I did not like that salad.
About the only thing I could say to her was that I didn’t know how that could bee possible. Nothing that bad could bee good for anybody. Then I said that I wished that Fleur de Bee could have tried the salad. Since she’s from Paris, she knows the difference beetween a good salad and a horrible salad, and that if Fleur were, I was sure she’d agree with me.
ButterCup got mad when I said that, for some reason. I don’t know why she took that worst of the worst salad so personally, and I tried to tell her the salad wasn’t her fault, that how was she to know we'd bee sharing the most horrible lunch of all time, or that just beecause she seemed to like it, that didn’t mean that I should stop complaining so much. But she just seemed to get madder and madder at me, especially after I mentioned Fleur. She was still giving me the Silent Treatment beefore she stormed out. Of course, I had to pick up the check and leave a tip, but it was worth it just to bee getting out of there.
So, after lunch, I went out for lunch and had a Double WOW Burger (that’s what it’s called - not that it rates a WOW on the W.E.G. Scale, since it’s more of an EH, but it was still better than that horrible stuff Bendi was forcing us to swallow).
But whatever.
Today, I’ve promised myself that I’ll definitely make a final decision about my Weekly Feature Thingy, probably.
So I’m gonna go do that.
I hope everybody has a massively superlative day!
I’ll see ya’ later!