Georgie has some ideas for the Kazzzzoo Band & Orchestra...

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Okay. Yesterday, I delivered that list of Song Ideas to Ultra Violet for consideration by the other members of the Bee Kazzzzoo Band & Orchestra.

I just got back from the first part of my Applicant Interview and Pre-Audition Audition. For some reason, they accused me of not taking this whole thing seriously enough. Geeeeeeeeze. I thought my Song Ideas were perfect.

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“An In-Flight Performance of ‘The Flight of the Bumblebee’ on Kazzzzoos?”
“Well, yeah. It’ll bee great!” I said. “We’ll astound the Swarms with a dazzling display of Formation Flying while offering them the Kazzzzoo Performance of a lifetime!”

Then they asked me if I’d ever tried to fly and play a Kazzzzoo at the same time.
“Well, no,” I said.
“You can’t,” they said. “It’s impossible. It’s already impossible that we can fly at all, but add a Kazzzzoo in there, and forget about it.”

“OKAY, FINE,” I said, “but I had those other ideas. Those were good, right?”

“A Kazzzzoo version of Tony Beenet’s rendition of ’Luck Bee a Lady Tonight’? Seriously, Georgie?” They didn’t seem very excited about that. I thought it was a great idea.

“You don’t like Tony Beenet?” I had to know. (Who doesn’t like Tony Beenet? I mean, he’s a classic.)

“That’s not the point, Georgie. The point is that we won’t bee taking any of your suggestions on this. We will bee providing you with a list of our Musical Selections, and, if you wish to bee a part of this enterprise, you’ll learn these tunes by heart and bee ready to Audition - tomorrow - 11:00 sharp.”

“Fine,” I said. Then they gave me a bunch of Sheet Music (I can’t read music, by the way), and told me to go home.

So I did that. And now, I’ve gotta spend the day trying to figure out how to read Sheet Music, and start learning this material beefore the first Rehearsal on Saturday.

This is gonna bee a very challenging next couple of days, lemme tell ya’.

I hope everybody else has an amazingly festive day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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